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| Weight Watchers | 
| Weight watchers, gonna see you through (right through you) | 
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| Weight watchers, looking for you, friend | 
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| Weight watchers, gonna get you in the end. | 
| Verse Don't enjoy that food that you're putting in your mouth. | 
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| You know it's full of calories, it's bound to make you stout! | 
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| Get a little Bible, a calorie counter book, | 
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| Learn Cordon Bleu arithmetic, you count instead of cook! | 
| Refrain | 
| Tell us all your eating sins, you know it's for the best. | 
| Get up on the scales, and we'll tell you what we find - | 
| We'll monitor your waistline, and we'll rearrange your mind. | 
| Those kilos and the calories, of course some dollars too. | 
| Think of us as friends - we are here for your support | 
| And we love your meeting fees and all those products that you bought! |